woe is me boohoo

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By Alice

Re: woe is me boohoo
Wed 6 Aug 2008 22:41

Hi Kerry
Perhaps the following jokes will help cheer you up
JOKES ONLY UNDERSTOOD BY SCOTS.

Did you hear about the fellow who liked eating bricks and cement?
He's awa noo.

What was the name of the first Scottish Cowboy?
Hawkeye the Noo

A Glasgow man - steaming and skint is walking down Argyle Street, when he spots a guy tinkering with his car.
"What's up Jimmy?he asks
"Piston Broke" he replies.
Aye same as masel.

Take care

By Alice

Re: woe is me boohoo
Wed 6 Aug 2008 22:42

ps

I know a lot more jokes but they are too rude to put on here.

By debzsanderson

Re: woe is me boohoo
Thu 7 Aug 2008 11:48

Hello Kerry - I have lots of down days but here are my "tricks"!!

I do a lot of retail therapy over the Internet to cheer myself up when it's not possible to get out - it works for a while!!

I am also addicted to BigBrother-which ever year I tell myself I WILL NOT WATCH !! Oh well - there's always next year...................

Debz xx

By EL

Re: woe is me boohoo
Thu 7 Aug 2008 22:45

yay Darnell to win!!! A woman goes to a plastic surgeon and asks if she can have bigger boobs and a tight c###, she woke up with 36dd and your phone number sorry couldn't resist

By loopy

Re: woe is me boohoo
Fri 8 Aug 2008 14:48

LOL

By loopy

Re: woe is me boohoo
Fri 8 Aug 2008 14:54

cheer up kerry. Its the school holidays!! (what joy.....not). Just been to tescos and it was eye watering at the till and thats with me being extra careful!!. Sitting here on my arse today as i dont feel like doing much. Very lazy i know. I have contemplated cutting the back lawn and then contemplated not cutting the back lawn..lol I have moody stroppy teenagers all around me. Son has just split up with his girlfriend and daughter is her usually stroppy self. Charlotte is quite calm today (touch wood). We all have our off days kerry, so dont worry. Hubby is digging up the front drive ready to gravel it all. I am just sitting here looking prettty......lol (not) i look like frankensteins bride today cos i have no slap on

By kerry.

Re: woe is me boohoo
Sat 9 Aug 2008 10:53

Thanks Guys, you're all stars.
LMAO EL at that one. reminds me of this one...
Three woman sitting round having a coffee, one says "I'm getting me nails done tomorrow" The second one says "Cool, Im getting me Tw*t bleached " so the third one says "Wow I cant imagine your husband as a blond".

Got the last joke alice but didnt get the first two- DOH- but I guess cos im not scottish lol.

Anyhoo, Im ok, prob hormonal or something! Just some people have been nasty to me lately and I cant understand how people can be nasty, im too sensitive with the fragile x carrier status, thats my problem!

By sky

Re: woe is me boohoo
Sat 9 Aug 2008 12:34

Not exactly jokes but this might raise the odd smile
notalwaysright.com
cheer up soon
mitch

By EL

Re: woe is me boohoo
Sat 9 Aug 2008 22:35

ooh thats a good one kerry

By kerry.

Re: woe is me boohoo
Sat 9 Aug 2008 22:46

Thanks sky, that site made me laugh!
Classic!

Just been out for a lovely meal so am feeling bloated but good!
Tomorrow is another day. Perhaps the sun will shine and my littlun siddie will get to go crabbing with his papa, like he wanted to do today but it pi55ed down all day and still is!
So he wasnt a very happy bunny and we had quie a few tantrums, bless him, he doesnt understand really.
Also one of cats has just wandered home; she goes missing for weeks on end and we think shes dead and then she turns up, all bedraggled and skinny. Poor thing, think shes a bit brain damaged- par for the course in this mad house!